Silver Lining

This is so not funny...I'm still laughing... Monkey rides his bike to football practice with a friend who lives near by and is on the same team, in order for them to get to the practice field they have to take the cat walk over a busy 5 lane road. Apparently the brakes on Monkeys bike are not what they should be and his Dad not knowing that told him to never drag his feet with his cleats on that it would ruin them....you probably know where I'm heading about now picture Monkey in full uniform careening down the cat walk unwilling to drag his feet for fear his cleats would be ruined slams into the fence at the end...his butt slides off the seat and his delicate man parts land squarely on the bar....Looking for the silver lining in this very unfortunate situation I suggested that it was probably good that he was wearing his cup. This comment was met with the death glare and he proceeded to go into great detail the injuries he had suffered and how he felt that I was not sympathetic and clearly did not or could not understand the depth of the pain involved...Ummm K Childbirth I think might qualify me..not sure but just maybe pushing an 8lb human being out of your woo hoo could be just slightly more painful than cracking your balls on your bike...WHILE WEARING A CUP...